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Am I the only one that eats canned soup straight out of the can?
So, apparently, as far as I can figure out, as of today, I GOT MY MORTGAGE LICENSE!!!!!

That means I can legally operate as a mortgage loan originator!!!!


In other news, I'm getting extremely horny right now.  :(
I read this on another journal, and figured, why not?

Have you ever had intercourse?`
No.  :(

Oral sex?

Licked an ass?

Had your ass licked?
Nope, and probably a good thing.

Swallowed cum?

Practiced bondage or BDSM?
No, but would love to.  *grabs ropes*

Had anal sex?

Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
I'm a guy, so each time I cum, well, yeah...

Had sex with someone of the same gender?

Had sex in public?
Guess.  Here's a hint, no.

Never heard the term.

Had cyber sex or phone sex?
More times than I can remember.  I'm quite, quite good!

Reached an orgasm?

Watched porn?

Bought a dirty magazine?
Used to have a Playboy subscription.

Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
*whistles innocently*

Let someone video tape you having sex?
No, and don't think anyone would want to tape it.

Had sex without protection?
Re-read the previous answers.

Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?

Had sex with a friend’s significant other?

Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Never been in a serious relationship.

Tasted your own cum?

All the time.

Let someone watch you?

Ever showed yourself naked on cam?
A couple times.

Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?

Been eaten out or eaten someone out?
I'd love to eat a woman out.

Had sex in a vehicle?
Would love to try.

Been caught having sex?
Been caught jerking off.  That's close enough.

Paid for sex?
I've thought about it.

Used toys during sex?
I wouldn't mind, but no, never.

Ever been dominated in bed?

Ever had a wet dream?
Not since I was 14.

Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
I've had my ass slapped playfully by a woman, but not during sex.

Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?

What's your greatest fantasy?
Not sure....

Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?
In church.

Have you ever put on a strip show?
Only on cam, once.

Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?
I kinda saw one friend naked, but not from the front, and not for lack of trying.  She was walking around naked in the dressing room before a play that I was acting on.  The rest of the women were walking around in bras and panties.  I miss that play.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Can't swim.

Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?
Never had a lover.

Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?
I'm a guy, so yeah, all the time.

What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?
Nowhere.  :(

Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?

Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or your parents bed?
Never done anything with anyone in person.  Closest was feeling a few strippers, but with their consent.

Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road?
Nope.  But I have undone my jeans to reach into my jeans and scratch my crotch or inner thigh when I couldn't scratch through my jeans properly.

Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?
Nope, but believe me, I want to.
Am I the only one that eats canned soup straight out of the can?


Armando Perez
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
I've lived in Los Angeles my entire life, and don't think I'm gonna be leaving anytime soon.

I'm single, never really had a relationship. I guess I'm what you call a loner.

Currently I'm working trying to start in theatre. I'm going to school right now for it, and I've got a long way to go. I'm also working towards getting a real estate license here in California.

If you've seen my work, you can tell I'm somewhat of a kid and dreamer at heart. Always been a life long Trek fan, and that will never change.

Current Residence: Los Angeles, California
deviantWEAR sizing preference: 4x
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Operating System: Windows XP mainly...
MP3 player of choice: Microsoft Zune 120 gig
Personal Quote: I'm insane, not stupid.

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badboy1o Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
thanks for all the favs
Daihak Featured By Owner 2 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome.  :D
badboy1o Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
thanks for the llama 
Daihak Featured By Owner 2 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome.
badboy1o Featured By Owner 16 hours ago
thanks for the fav 
Daihak Featured By Owner 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're very welcome.
badboy1o Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
:) (Smile) 
cricketumpire Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
"Today I saw the dragon fly..."     OMG - Watch that -reverse- Green Dragon    OMG LOOK AT THAT    but thanks to you for faving it!

                                                   ...and glad you enjoyed it Armando    Thumbs up
Daihak Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
mdbruffy Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks for adding "Beginning's end" to your collection. Hope you enjoy it.
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